Start.
"You're diagnosed with stress-induced stupidity."
"What is that?"
"No use telling you. You're just too stupid to understand in this condition."
"What did you just said?!"
"See..."
"What's that supposed to mean? 'See...'?"
"Ops! I was wrong. You're just an idiot..."
Ok. I admit. I'm addicted to House MD. However, the above conversation is not derived from any of its series. I made it up just to fulfill my addiction.
D*mn slow downloads.1
The plan to conduct English Language Proficiency classes is on!
Sh*t. More work.
And, I need to find a vendor or propose something for the Stress Management Program soon. Datin is already asking me about it.
Atikah2! Help!
BTW, if you didn't read last entry's comments, I didn't win the Best Hari Raya Outfit Award. I was disqualified because I was one of the advisor for the organizing committee my Baju Melayu is in pink. The judge said it was not manly enough3.
(Stereotype sexist...)
Anyway, my entries will be in English after this. At least until I'm through with the ELP classes so that I can be proficient enough to take over the world.
HAHAHA!
"This patient is psychotic. He has neurological problems"
"Oh! Shut up, Foreman!"
p/s: Please, do comment on my English. I know it's bad.
footnote:
- Downloading copyrighted work is illegal, unless no one make a fuss about it.
- Atikah is the Safety Executive in the HSE Section. No need to be jealous Ayang.
- OK, I made this verdict up.
9 comments:
naper lah kalu tak dpt menang terus salahkan kaler PINK?? PMU rayer gathering tahun nih pa citer?
Jwab dlm bahase inggeris if u want to jawab..
LOL. i'm addicted to House MD too. he's too brilliant in making people annoyed. he's a brilliant with word, analogy. good for English Language class. his one liner also punchline. make me laugh everytime, just like Dilbert.
btw, currently rerun first and second season. waiting for internet @ home to download season 3. already 7 episode. uwa...want to watch it badly. HOUSE RULE~!
owh..pretty in pink. not handsome or hunk in pink. i'm allergic to pink and yellow. no way for me to wear that color. but it's look good on you. make you look cuter.
owh..work. damn. hate it.
pok, ko ada season 2 ke? burn dvd ke tak? kalo burn dah, aku nak. malas nak dolod, baru terhegeh2 tgk season 1. tu pun sbb dipaksa azhar. dah tgk tu rase best lak.
house tu equivalent kpd less irritating version of dr cox dlm scrubs. dr cox = many times more annoying than house, and equally a good doctor.
Oh sir I believe your English could be placed under the rating "competent". No obvious grammar errors (if any). All you need is practice to polish up the "besi karat".
I've finished watching House 2 in two days. Had a House marathon session at a friend's dorm room. Don't you just love Streamix and a psycho Limewire friend?
And that huge monster of a bike. Gotta adore that.
wong: nope. no one is blaming the color. read the footnote.
the gathering was not bad, considering it was a joint-event with a serious business strategy debriefing and the committee members are all new - less than a year with the unit.
but last year's emcees were better, of course.
dueng: owh, you watched house too. well, just to brag, i've just finished watching season 3 episode 7. haha. but episode 8 will only be available next week as it was just aired three days ago at fox tv. d*mn.
hey. thats offensive. i look cute in any color. not just pink. haha.
kmie: yes. i have azhar's cds. house season 2. but, i don't watch scrubs, so i have no idea who's dr cox.
and, why you keep calling me 'pok'?
jannah: thank you for the compliment, maam.
i used shareaza. i'm not so much into p2p download software because i prefer mirc fserve back in utp. but, people change. thats one of the many tragedies in life.
about the bike... it was impounded in season 3 episode 6. so, you'll only be seeing it until episode 5.
i'm getting one soon, the soonest i'll get a license and a big bonus from the company. huhu
Bro...maafkan aku...
mangi/dueng, u r ever forbidden to visit my blog since my blog is in pink! hehehe...u said urself that u r allergic to pink! miahahahaha!!!
kidding!
Atikah? Leez AF? Astana Idaman 2? Miki?
-sezzy
Aku pun addicted dengan House jugak. Rasa menyesal pulak tak ambik medic dulu. Kalau tidak mudah ja menyebut penyakit yang tergeliat lidah tu.
mr ant: there's nothing to forgive, but everything's forgiven.
sezzy: i dont know what are you talking about, maam.
btw, i do pass by your blog once in a while. but, i'm not sure what to comment.
mr khalwat officer: yes. i found it a tounge-twister to pronounce hypothyroidism. i should have followed my grandfather's advice. "be a doctor, people will respect you."
NOTE: i've found at least three mistakes in this entry after going through it again. countless mistakes in replying to the comments also.
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